A Priest was visiting one of his parishioners. A lady of some 92 years. They talked for awhile and she suggested some tea. While she was in the kitchen, he made himself at home admiring the fine old furnishings and the old photographs placed artfully around the parlor. He noticed a lovely old organ and on it a beautiful cut glass bowl. On closer inspection he saw the bowl was half full of water and to his surprise a condom floated on the surface. What the heck is that about he thought? Just then the old lady returned with their refreshments. "I don't mean to pry," the priest said, "But the bowl on the organ, what exactly...?" The old women replied, "I found a package in the street and it read, keep moist, then place on your organ to prevent disease... and you know? I haven't had a cold all winter."